Take a look at the stunner below on Insta and you won't be surprised at all to hear the new mom suffered a mini wardrobe malfunction, briefly exposing her "Brittany" to the world.
The record-setting slits were held together with a dainty safety pin that somehow came loose exposing Teigen's "hooha" to the world.
Always seeming to look for a chance to laugh at herself, Teigen took to social media to shout out everyone involved in the details of her unforgettable look including the laser hair removal company responsible for keeping her lady parts bare.
"Apologies to anyone harmed mentally or physically by my hooha... laser hair removal is @sevlaseraesthetics," Teigen wrote in her shout out.
Her kid is less than a year old and she was still able to slay in this dress plus make fun of herself.
Yet another reason we adore Queen Chrissy so!